Prophecy Center
What is the Message?

How long must we wait before Chuck Norris saves us from the 2012 doomsday prophecy?

Public Comments

1. chuck norris never sleeps

2. he has no power and it isnt true..

3. Dude I saw the new Chuck Norris the other day.
He was on a camo paint 2 passenger military motorcycle from the 1940s smoking from a pipe at a stoplight. This was the most awesome oldguy EVAR.
He's picking up passengers gradually.

4. he already has .it just has not be revealed yet .your safe now

5. 4 years

6. He'll b1tch slap Palin back to Alaska and save
humanity from another Bush-era of torment.
(see: 2012 elections).

7. infinity

8. til he warms up his two legs, Law & Order.
Oh, and he's busy kicking the crap out of the boogie man in my kids closet.

9. Chuck Norris already traveled back in time and saved us from the Mayan threat. Why do you think their civilization fell?

10. Chuck Norris does not exist.

11. Chuck Norris wont build us a spaceship to escape. He'll BE the spaceship.

12. Based on past performance, about 20 minutes before all h##l breaks loose. That's all the time Chuck Norris needs!

13. Chuck Norris? I was hoping for Jorja Fox in a catsuit to save us.

14. You are mistaken. Chuck Norris IS the 2012 doomsday prophecy.

15. In about twenty minutes the party starts go chuck..

16. By the estimated date of doomsday (12-21-2012), I'd venture to guess about two years from now. The good heroes always pop in just as you think your fate is sealed, at that last second. Maybe he'll cut down on the face lifts before then so he can actually give that hero-esque scowl that we would expect at such a dire time.

17. After we all pledge our allegiance and undying fandom to him.
Spread the word.

18. He isn't going to save us. The prophecy is about him.